Remember when I was a ten
And did not look like a guy?
My hair was long I had clothes on
But now I get nude and cry
Since the VMAs
All the people say
I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke
Made the whole crowd sick
Especially the Smith’s
I’m basically a wrecking ball
For the youth of America
All I want is to brainwash them all
With my massive nipples
Under my tee
We must be like Miley
Now watch me ride a ball and try
To make a seductive face
But creepily I totally look just like Nicholas Cage
Time for me to lick this hammer like it’s a big metal penis
I’ll lick anything
For more attention
This condom looks delish
I’ve been looking for this. Put some god damn clothes on you sicko!
I’m naked on a wrecking ball
Showing off my pale boobs and butt
Now I’m dry humping a broken wall
I went from Disney to
Twerk crazed and skanky
I need to get therapy
Excuse me I’m here for the porn
Bend over girl let’s make this quick
What do you mean? This is not porn
Then why the hell are you naked?
Because I’m a wannabe whore
Who sluts it up to get more views
So that means we don’t have to screw?
You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy
Sorry sweetie it’s true
I ruined a beautiful song
With a disgusting video
OK, this has gone on way too long
You need to get off of our construction site!
How do you expect us to work?
With a crazy anorexic chick
Swinging naked from our equipment
And licking and humping
Everything she sees!
Sorry, but I’m not leaving!
Oh no, now she is twerking!
Dear god, just kill us now please!
Oh believe me it was my pleasure!